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Fake Demotivational Poster


NASTY HABITS -


TAGS: i miss the motifake nuns cubby
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

redhdsrbst - August 17, 2010, 8:25 pm
I'll help with that list >:)


CLOWNS -


TAGS: tribute to the motifake clowns cubby
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Chompers - July 22, 2010, 6:19 pm
Chompers, the fresh new seasoning for all occasions. Sold only at shop and save.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:31 pm
Young tenderized meat with out a hint of Chompers.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 5:09 pm
Wrong? Are you kidding? What's better than fresh, young meat that has just been tenderized?
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:45 pm
No no no.... i just lean up against that van waiting for them to run out so i can catch them and make noob stew outta them. Is that so wrong?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Relax, he just likes to put his ear to the van when you're "Initiating" seedlings with your seedlings.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:06 pm
Hey c'mon! Why you gotta call me out like that. I hate how fat i look with out my make up on, you know that stuff actually makes you look a lot slimmer than you normally would.
Chompers - July 22, 2010, 3:58 pm
FACEPLANT!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT TO MY VAN!?!?!?!?!?!?


WTF?!?! - Motifake is missing!


TAGS: rnr motifake periodic internet
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

5butjam - July 6, 2010, 8:23 am
I have this on a bag...
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
Thats cause this table is flawed


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL PARTY - Picking the year's new moderator is a tightly contested affair.


TAGS: motifake im only joking
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Raf82 - July 29, 2010, 8:20 am
I think this is from The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Kung-Fu Devil - July 28, 2010, 3:17 am
Erm... I have no idea haha.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
A promotional stunt for an art-house movie? Can you enlighten us?


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the damned? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by boooooooo

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's fucking hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned Gay clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


20TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: please use this one mr motifake delete the other
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 9:33 am
Solid.


FAKE -




MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


ILLUSION -


TAGS: love relationship lie fake
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
5WEET! LOVE THIS, VERY TRUE
Zreiser - March 1, 2011, 12:49 pm
This is an example of the perfect motifake- 5 hidden apples!
palmat - February 26, 2011, 6:21 pm
epic one aggy. 5L
zero77 - February 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
haha i think its cute.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:08 pm
this is greatness.., its like looking in a mirror for me at the moment...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:34 am
love this one!


THE CLITORIS -


TAGS: i bet even lesbians have to fake it most times
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy


10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pieman

pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


I WISH I WERE A ZOMBIE!! - BRAINS!....BRAINS!!




TODAYS WOMEN -




GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


DON'T ASK ME WHY... - But this totally made my day


TAGS: fake cow funny
Rating: 3/5
Overlord Douchebag - January 10, 2010, 7:12 pm
Apparently whoever let it through didn't notice the nurBUILDER.com tag in the lower right corner.
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:27 pm
THAT is the most bizarre example of a double-post that I have ever seen...last time I take a Viagra before commenting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 11:17 am
It was the bull that "Romanced" them that I was thinking of.
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 11:16 am
I vaguely remember a cow in rubber boots, and a hungry calf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 11:07 am
Hmmmmmmm I think LD is going senile.
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 11:03 am
This poster - combined with Sean's comment: BOTH made me ROFL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 10:57 am
Correct. Remember the part where they dressed up as the cow?
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 10:49 am
Val Kilmer in it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 10:46 am
Anyone else remember the movie Top Secret?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 10:34 am
This poster - combined with Sean's comment: BOTH made me ROFL!
Sean - August 17, 2009, 9:38 am
COW TIPPING Get good at anything and it can become an obsession. (Here we see Karl (far right) contemplating a difficult triple tip. That outta get the Lithuanean judge to sit up and take notice.)


THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966


TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by crackers411

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
Way more bad-a*s!


EYEBROWS -


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by msf

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake




MOTIFAKER'S BRAIN -


TAGS: socially awkward motifaker
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - August 2, 2011, 11:53 pm
Got my vote for a t-5hirt.
champ99 - August 1, 2011, 3:04 pm
Where is the sweater puppies lobe?
Greeny - August 1, 2011, 6:17 am
Where is the 'Ability to drive a stick-shift' lobe?
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 10:42 pm
If it had a Military Weapons Knowledge section it would have been better.
crankyhead - July 31, 2011, 10:31 pm
I'm gonna file 'Beer' and 'Bacon' in the 5cience 5ection.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:51 pm

the social skills portion is way too large.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:57 pm
join the club, we got T-5hirts


MY NOMINATION IS... -


TAGS: csi motifake
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:52 am
My guess is he comes from 'down under'
mariand - September 29, 2011, 1:35 pm
Only a motifaker can do this...that's sure
Verdeckt - September 29, 2011, 1:18 am
Who cares, it looks faaaabulous... I've said too much.
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 8:32 pm
Nice, but it would look better with more Green in it


12 YR OLD MOTIFAKER -


TAGS: 12 yr old motifaker
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Signe - February 12, 2009, 7:14 pm
Pff silly silly... I don't look like that no, mine are much smaller... And I'm taken, I'm in love with a certain lady
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:38 pm
The pointers on that second chick are freakin' AMSOME!
Culos - February 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
The second pic you talk about will be on NSFW with the next round of approvals....
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:18 pm
Culos took it upon himself to post pics of an "imagined" Signe in the Forum...if her "pointers" look anything like the second pic....I'm moving to her town!
HtD - February 8, 2009, 5:58 am
That may be the nicest way of saying Tits or GTFO ever.
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 10:32 pm
Signe, seeing is believing; you'll have to post a pic of your breasts in the Forum where the Sage Greybeards of Motifake will judge - and they WILL judge - what you bear.
Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
Ha ha, I remember seeing this boob map years ago and thinking it was funny then, I still do! I suppose I have "pointers" then.


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake humor laughter wytch
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Wytch

melissa1125 - October 31, 2011, 10:24 pm
Sitting here - just got through doing that!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 8:34 am
Truly epic!
Sho - August 14, 2011, 12:36 am
LMFAO


3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.


TAGS: young motifaker rejected
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


404 ERRORS - A rare sight on Motifake.com




THE GLOVE -


TAGS: motifake store item cubby
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TailsDoll - December 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
Dear GOD MAN! thats...wow .... disturbing O.o


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: a corny motifake love cubby
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

kay9kabang - July 21, 2010, 6:25 am
poetry


WHATS IN A NAME -


TAGS: motifake quiz poster
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:53 pm
The third child was called Jane......After the surgery she changed it to Johnny.
lyulf0 - November 30, 2011, 5:51 pm
OR the third child was June... and Johnny was adopted before she gave birth to any of them.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:39 pm
I admit it. It took me awhile. (It's why I can't get long-term care insurance.)
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:06 am
THPPTH!
mariand - October 26, 2011, 8:21 pm
LOL...how smart you have to be?...JOHNNY
Feasibly - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
umm....Bocephus?


FIREFIGHTERS - Find them hot, leave them wet.




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




UBER FACEPALM - Because forgetting what you were going to Motifake just isn't right.




ONLY A SITH DEALS WITH ABSOLUTES - wait...


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by endofembers

Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:05 am
Oh yeah, coming from the guys who always NEVER.........EVER...use the Dark Side. Right.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:07 pm
V STFU.
Auda - November 12, 2008, 7:02 pm
Holy *#&*$#% on a #@$% sandwich with #@$ on top and *@%$# on the side.
Kspace - October 27, 2008, 6:14 pm
I always wondered how long it would be before someone else picked up on that!


DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.


TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm
Ain't that the truth!


PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.


TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Cam

aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!


PROFILE PICS CAN BE LIKE ICEBERGS; - THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE MASS THAN WHAT YOU ARE SEEING...


TAGS: iceberg fat fake facebook myspace google
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by turgid

Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 6:53 pm
A 3 for all the potential beauty.


ORGASM - If she fakes it, that is HER problem, not yours.


TAGS: orgasm fake problem rnr
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by RnR

Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:29 am
HAHAHA- aPauling, you're actually right! I NEVER thought a guy would figure that out! I'm (seriously) in shock
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 1:22 am
ewwwwwwwww. That is not appealing.
Scorpio7 - January 25, 2009, 9:03 am
One thing is certain: She sure ain't "faking" those TITS!
aPauling - July 28, 2008, 12:52 pm
FAKING IT: The nice way say stop already!


MOTIFAKE CODE -


TAGS: motifake code drink eat ex
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
lol... I should memorize thi5


THE ROCK - Never got the memo


TAGS: dremagnum the rock wrestling is fake
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:56 am
Still love this one lol
jeffhardy25 - January 2, 2011, 12:48 am
5 fake rock bottoms
Krissie - March 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
LMFAO! 5L's...
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:25 am
I can smell what all 5 Lions are cookin'!
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:52 pm
5Ls for a new take on an old meme.
blackmamba - January 20, 2010, 1:00 am
LOL I almost peed my pants when I read the last part haha 5 chair smashing L's for you my friend!
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 10:26 pm
Woot! Classic Dre, 5Ls.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 10:21 pm
OMFG awesome. 5/5 pile drivers


WORK!! - YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT MOTIFAKES ON MY TIME DAMMIT!!




MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This


TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

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lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!


PROVOCATIVE MOTIFAKES - Made by hand in our factory in East Lansing, Michigan since 1957


TAGS: humor bra women sex motifake
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Krissie - December 30, 2008, 6:17 pm
For the Statue of Liberty, hmmmm?
David Starke - August 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
Anything more than a handful....is still worth it!


PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?


TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...


BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them


TAGS: sick fuckin bastard poor dog hope its fake
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:38 am
One of my new favorites as well.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:35 am
This is great.
bOB cHIN - August 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
I dunno man, this opens up a lot more questions than I want to get into. Least of which is, why do you care so much about what the dog shits out?
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 4:43 pm
i hope it wasnt a suppository


FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.


TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TestTubeBaby

Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
gave my boy a hand with his first one


DON'T JUST DON'T -


TAGS: motifake on facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 5:35 am
Led Jesus died for your Zeppelin
caveman - December 5, 2012, 3:14 am
Garbage man Jesus died for your bins
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 12:32 am
Jeanie Jesus died for your Djinn's
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 12:21 pm
and a pick-pocket!
Sho - September 17, 2011, 7:59 pm
Dumpster Jesus died for your bins
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:54 am
Jesus died for your Fapins
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 11:51 pm
Minnesota Jesus died for your Twins.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 1:50 am
Halloween Jesus died for Pumpkins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:12 am
UConn jesus died for your wins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:11 am
Maryland jesus died for your terrapins
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 12:12 am
Indian jesus died for your moccasins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:00 am
British Jesus died for your gin. Acupucture jesus died for your pins. Comedy jesus died for your grins. 5L!
TheTrashHeap - December 21, 2010, 8:16 pm
Canadian Coffee Jesus died for your Tims.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:54 pm
Epic Sean comment!!!
Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
Disco Jesus died for our sequins.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:32 am
LMAO!!!
crankyhead - December 18, 2010, 4:33 pm
LMAO @ Skuba-Jebus
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
...and moti-jebus died for your 5 Lins!
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
Alco-Jebus died for your Aspirins // Uncle Jebus died for your cousins // Guitar Jebus died for your dins // Mooo-Jebus died for your joins // Time-Jebus died for your mins // Arni-Jebus died for your proteins // Skuba-Jebus died for your urchins . . . .
Sho - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
LMAO instant 5L XD
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
Housewife Jesus died for your 5 Clothespins


DATA -


TAGS: pie graph fake statistics
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 6:00 am
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot...


MY OPINION - This is funny shit.


TAGS: opinions motifake signs
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by KRis

Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 11:39 pm
And, the Obvious Statement award goes to Jaylin. Congratulations, you moron.
Jaylin - August 21, 2008, 10:39 pm
Too bad that wasnt really there when they got pulled over haha nice pic nice FAKE!!


MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -


TAGS: motifake addiction your mom
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

ICEMAN - February 3, 2011, 9:17 am
I'd get my money back if I were you, RL. Those lessons you took from Moooooooooo just ain't workin'. And I'd get back the money for those 'teaching aids' as well.
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:26 am

....your mom maybe?
ICEMAN - February 2, 2011, 10:26 pm
Hmmmmm, I've seen this somewhere. Don't tell, I'll think of it.


OUR RESPECT & THANKS -


TAGS: respect military flag motifake
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:33 am
And will that "Electro" guy go kill himself, please?
Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:29 am
Umm, "Patriot"? Go fuck yourself. Next time you burn a flag, do us all a favor and wrap yourself in it first before you light it.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 4:55 pm
Well done Ron
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 3:04 pm
That person is right on the ball on that one, also... Patriot, did you fight in any of the wars??? Tell me that. I have not been in a war, but I know about them.
ARealPatriot - June 20, 2009, 11:29 pm
Get this shit off here. Any well educated American, like myself, knows that Veterans do not deserve preferential treatment for going to war in a war that we should not have been involved in in the first place.
LogicDude - June 9, 2009, 2:09 pm
Hey! TimmyKiChu! Kind of like a combo Pokemon-Troll-Timmy...
YourMamma - June 9, 2009, 3:10 am
Electrogonnorrhea you're a Shithead!! Wish I could bitch slap you again!!
moooooooooooo - June 9, 2009, 2:16 am
Is he sliced pumpernickel? because that would be special.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
...you think you did for the country.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
Mark; I understand where you're coming from, but becoming such an uptight douchebag over some kid on the internet and acting like you're the greatest thing since fucking sliced bread really makes you look like the pathetic one here. Thanks for whatever...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Although, admitting I'm a troll was fail on my part. I could have kept this shit going, but it's pointless now. Oh well.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:45 pm
I haven't changed a damn single bit of my story. I stand by everything I've said so far, including the troll thing.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
What you'll learn is that given enough rope, idiots will hang themselves. Interesting that the whole "troll" thing didn't come up until recently. I think you're changing your story because you have no integrity, either.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
There's no such thing as "balls on the internet." Balls on the internet is about as real as...say...supporting the troops by making shitty motivational posters. Lulz, you guys are troll'd so hard.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Just because I'm more of a dick on the internet than I am IRL doesn't make what I say any less true however. You just don't want to believe it. There's some shit you just don't say out loud, as you may well know. That's what the internet is for.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Only the weak show balls on the internet... where there is no chance of reaping it.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:30 pm
...make fun of retards like you and mark. Seriously, I do it for the lulz. If you think my real persona is as abrasive as my internet persona, you're an idiot. If you worked in law enforcement you'd know people act differently in different situations.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
And you can tell this by arguing with a troll on the internet? How did they let a dumbass like you get to such a position as you SAY you're in? If you had a shred of intelligence you'd know the internet is a place for anonymous trolls like me to...
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:20 pm
First thing you'll learn if you ever get on the street is that if you're an asshole, your back-up is always on the other side of town. God forbid you should ever get on the street though, kid. You're a liability.
cunt destroyer - April 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
Seriously, you motherfuckers are so goddamn dumb. It's so fucking easy to see you're being trolled.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
Mark is a veteran, he knows everything about everything, lulz. /sarcasm.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
Think about it. "In my opinion, you're in possession of drugs." Wrong. Objectivity would demand the following, "Based on the circumstances I have reason to believe you're in possession of a controlled substance." See the difference there?
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:10 pm
Friendly Fire isn't very prevalent within US police departments but for some people exceptions can be made. Another phenomena of police departments is how there are no units available when certain people need help. It can be a wake up call if not fatal.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:08 pm
Police shouldn't express opinions on the street, therefore crass name-calling wouldn't be an issue. The inability to be even the least bit objective is also a liability, but you obviously wouldn't know anything about that.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 10:50 pm
Oh, I've been on a few hiring boards in my time. I can also tell you with certainty that it's the inability to express an opinion without resorting to base and crass name-calling that will prove to be a liability on the street. Thanks anyway.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:45 pm
Haarakkon - Is there any chance you have entry level openings for target holders?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
Now, now Haar... Electro won't know if he can be shot at until he tries. Let's cross our fingers and hope that natural selection works.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Electro - I work in law enforcement. The police don't need you. They need good people who can handle being shot at. Thanks anyway.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 6:54 pm
Actually that did happen when I was 15 because the Marines are nothing but a group of sex-starved pedos who will bang any underaged bitch who wets herself over a man in uniform. Good observation though.
Jason - April 3, 2009, 5:05 pm
Electrogonnorrhea, sounds like someone in the military stole your girlfriend.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:58 pm
Swiss is my favorite.
Fatty - April 3, 2009, 2:47 pm
I like Cheese!
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:05 pm
By the way: "get passed the psychological screening". I assume there isn't a human intelligence standard when it comes to joining the military either? Too bad I'm getting an education, MAN I'm such an ignorant liberal college student. Hahahahaha.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:02 pm
If you let me have the last word, it's not because you choose to be the bigger man. It's because you know I'm right about how much of a PRICK you are. Maybe I'll respect you more if you serve another tour and step on a fucking landmine, asshole.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:01 pm
If that doesn't prove that you're an arrogant dick who fought in the war just for respect, I don't know what is. What is it with you military brats and that relentless superiority complex?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:00 pm
I can tell you what you can't refute because I just showed you how much of a dick you are by quoting you. Here, let me show you again "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:54 pm
...get passed the psychological screening. But if you do, you won't last long with the attitude and ideas you have put forth here. I am now through with this comment chain. You may have the last word. I will now ignore you until you grow up.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:52 pm
...remember the crap you've written here. When that happens I hope you'll look back at it with shame because it will mean you actually have learned something. As for becoming a police officer, you had better change your attitude. Chances are you won't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:49 pm
ElectroTimmyClap - Don't presume to tell me what I can or can't refute. Just because you say something doesn't make it so. Every time you post a comment here you show all who would care to look how ignorant you are. Maybe some day you will grow up and...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
The people I know who served in the war didn't brag about how much the world owes them. They got back to their lives and never spoke of it again. I can understand if you're proud, but Mark, you're just a dickhead looking for a pat on the back. Fuck you
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
..would be no better off if you were killed by a fucking IED. You know who directly protects me on a daily basis? The police, which is why I'm going to be an officer. So you can take your argument and shove it up your ass because you don't know shit.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:39 pm
I'm ashamed to say that someone like you fought for me. YES, I know there was a draft for other wars, but there wasn't for this one. Which means your choice to join the military landed you in Iraq, so quit acting like you're a goddamn martyr because I..
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
So fuck you, I'm not going to thank you or ron for what you did. I'm going to thank the men under the crosses, not the inactive duty douchebags and asshole veterans who think the world owes them everything. You give Americans a bad name.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:36 pm
You're a fool if you think Vietnam was anything but a failure and a waste of good American soldiers. People will look back on the Iraq war with the same shit-taste in their mouths as they do with the Vietnam war.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I don't consider myself a liberal, I hate democrats, but a nazi-conservative like yourself is just as bad as a far left nutjob like Michael Moore.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:32 pm
And don't even try to refute what I just said because it's obvious from what you post that you're demanding respect and thanks. "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
WOW. For a veteran you sure are a self-absorbed piece of shit. I have never met someone who served their country just so the rest of the world would respect them.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
As for Ron's skills as an artist I believe that he is the BEST on MotiFake. I just don't always agree with his view. His posters are always top notched and I just wish that I had his skill and imagination.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:10 pm
...Afghanistan better places than they were. I believe they are offering up their lives to save others. Maybe it's just my perspective on the situation but it's why I get so frustrated with opposing views on the war.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
Well it's good to know that we can still find something to disagree on. I think that most of our troops are there because they believe in what they're doing. I believe that by them being there they keep us safe. I believe that they are making Iraq and...
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:53 pm
...Mark, I do not agree about the comment you made about supporting the troops. You should be able to critisize the mission and still be able to support the troops. The troops didn't make the decision to deploy, that came from the civilian gov't.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Mark, you're scaring me again. We've found something else to agree on. I just wanted to add that Ron as an artist would welcome a little constructive critism without the personal attacks. Ron, I don't presume to speak for you, so correct me at any time...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Marduke - I don't like all of Ron's posters either. (Sorry Ron...I have given you a few one lion votes.)
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:46 am
nmgypsy - No I don't think you do get the point. Those 56,000 lives were given up trying to keep South Viet Nam free. Our military didn't lose that war, our politicians did. They lost it to the liberal media led by Jane Fonda and her like.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:45 am
...care for. Art is completely subjective and I don't like or agree with all of it, but I respect Ron for the effort he has made to express it. Again your comments show even a lack of common courtesy without even getting into the revelance of ignorance.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am
Electro, while you don't piss me off, I do feel sorry for your perverse pleasure in ignorant comments made to Ron and others. Ron as an artist has done all types of posters across the board some I find funny, some make me think, and other I don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:39 am
...don't appreciate the privilege that has been afforded you by those who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future of the United States of America. I hope that one day you'll realize why you're lucky you were to be born an American.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:36 am
...believe in what are troops are doing. How can they legitimately say "We support you but not what you have offered up your life for."? I don't think anything less of you because you haven't served. However I couldn't think less of you because you...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:34 am
God, does he ever stop? we get the point.. several times
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:33 am
...patriotism. You've told everyone what it is that you like and dislike so now let me tell you something I dislike. I dislike people stepping up and saying they support the troops but not the war. In effect what they 're saying is that they don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:30 am
Ask the Kurds if they think their freedom has been protected. No one here ever challenged your right to vote for or against Ron's poster. No one cares if you vote 1 or 5 or not at all. What you vote, if you vote says absolutely nothing about your...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:27 am
...two countries are living a better and longer life thanks to the soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen who have given up a part or all of their lives to serve. The re-enlistment rate in the Army has never been higher than it is now "in country."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:24 am
As for freedom being protected, I find it hard to believe that you haven't noticed that US soil hasn't been attacked since 2001. Our military protects our freedom every day and we've exported freedom to Iraq and Afghanistan. The general public in those...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:22 am
So, 56,000 plus americans gave their life in vietnam, for what? The US lost! Truth be told, we went to college to avoid the draft, and if you went in, you avoided the Army. Going in the service is a personal choice, and does NOT make you better or worse
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:20 am
...will take up the fight. Today's US military is an all volunteer force thanks to the service of those who came before them. You don't have to serve nor do you need to worry about a draft thanks to people like Ron who put it on the line for you already.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:18 am
...home and took advantage of their GI benefits, putting themselves through college instead of having mommy and daddy do it for them. Most veterans serve with the hope that their children will never have to but with the knowledge that somebody's child...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:15 am
Back when I was a young and stupid college kid, there was a draft and just about everyone was afraid of getting caught in it. Some of us went without being called and many of us didn't come home. Those of us fortunate enough to survive the service came...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:13 am
I'm not discounting the value of college. Those without the ability to reason and look at things perspectively are usually more dangerous with book smarts. It's like giving a gun to a gang banger. They have no other tools, so they abuse it.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:11 am
ElectroClap - Several lines back you said,"In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft." and also "I've got better shit to do with my life than fight a war that doesn't actually directly protect anyone's freedom."Have you been living under a rock?
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:08 am
A fine point Mark, but general intelligence is a gift. A book is information, not an ability to reason and learn. I will maintain that without common sense and awareness, book knowledge is often wielded as experience.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:06 am
Deltabob - Look time no read! I agree that ElectroTimmy does have a familiar feel. He's a lot like Scrapio7 and similar to Dr. Stank. One of these days I'm going to find out how to change my IP address and then run wild through MotiFake.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:02 am
...have taught this twit that he owes his existence and freedom to all veterans.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:01 am
I don't believe that I said anything in this chain of comments, as alleged by Electrofag, like "anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little shit." Not everyone can serve nor should they. But a simple course in American History should...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:57 am
...contribution to society. He's probably just scraping by with a 2.0 GPA at his local Junior College. What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:52 am
But then they sent him off to college where so many of our young people get warped by liberal professors. I believe that this little pseudo intellectual piece of poultry dung has fooled himself into believing that he is smart and will one day make a...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:48 am
agdaniele - I'm sorry but I disagree. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can be taught, but not so much in school as in the home. My guess is that this little boy's parents tried and even may have succeeded teaching him respect and appreciation.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:44 am
...that you have grown accustomed to the ignorance and lack of appreciation of some of our younger citizens.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:41 am
Ron - You express yourself with words well enough to make your point and that's all that counts. You tend to stay calmer in these things than I do. I'm sorry I couldn't keep up the fight any longer. I was falling asleep at the computer. It's a shame...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 2:53 am
Well said, Ron. Gotta just shrug off the kid. Giving ignorant, close-minded people a college education tends to make them cocky and entitled. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can't be taught.
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:45 am
are young and stupid-been there and done that. so keep up your studies and sorry for your attitude-bet it shows in other parts of your life too. So God Bless Kids and Vets now serving and past Vets. Do A poster-hum..an idea-F U C K RON-won,t be the first!
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:39 am
myself as others here with the written word...my world is art. So guess we,ll keep seeing how your anger works on the next posts...so get in line...vote your 1.s and move on. You will not stop me from doing Vet posters...kitty posters...shit-heads who
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:34 am
And yes do honor veterans...and appreciate their service and what they give up to do their duty...so do posters of how I feel. So just vote and enjoy what you can here. You do provoke Mark and me...but, unlike others here...not as good at expressing
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:31 am
guess everyone waiting for my responds...Electrogonnorrhea your not the first or will be the last to bash me for whatever reason. No I,m not a genius...just a retired graphic artist making posters of whatever I want. This site gives me that outlet.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:18 am
So fuck you, fuck ron, and fuck any veteran just like you. There is such a thing as humility, and military brats like you have none of it. Good day sir.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Until then, I'll continue to piss off morons like you. Because unlike you, I don't pretend to support the troops by making shitty motifakes and branding people as anti-americans if they don't vote 5 lions for them.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Maybe one day I'll use my college degree to keep us out of wars like this one. Then maybe we won't have assholes like you who think everyone owes them everything and that they're God's fucking gift to the earth.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:13 am
I chose not to enter the military because I've got better shit to do with my life than fight a war that doesnt actually directly protect anyone's freedom. You're all over there fighting and dying for nothing.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:12 am
But according to you anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little shit, and somehow veterans are better than everyone else in the world. In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Good night Timmy. Your crap has sickened me. You've done a good job of pissing me off. Give your plastic doll an extra poke for me.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Actually no, when the war started I was too young, and by the time I was old enough to join the military, I realized I'm smart enough to have a future ahead of me and decided to go to college.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:07 am
...to put on a uniform.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:06 am
You own absolutely nothing and I believe it was you that had the opening salvo of insults and name calling. There is no argument to be had here. You're an asshole. Ron is not. Ron's a veteran, I'm a vetran, and you're a pussy who didn't have the balls...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:03 am
Wow, so now that I just owned the shit out of you, you're going to resort to simple name calling without any kind of real argument. No wonder the Eurofags say we're stupid, assholes like you put truth in their statements.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:01 am
You're not Mark...You're the remnants of a puss filled pimple on your daddy's dick.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:00 am
In reality, you're just a deluded faggot who thinks he's a patriot because he denounces anyone with an opinion other than his own. You give Americans a bad name, arrogant dickholes like you and ron are the reason the rest of the world hates us.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:59 am
"Look, I'm Mark, I'm such an awesome citizen because I give thanks to the troops by rating 5 lions to ron's shitty motifails and jerking him off. Anyone who says fuck ron's motifakes is really saying 'fuck the troops'."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:57 am
And ron, if you really are a veteran, then fuck you. If you make motifakes that build yourself up and demand thanks that means you served your country for the wrong reason dickhead.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:56 am
141 votes and a rating of 3.6 seems to me that there are a few people out there that like it. So now...back to what I said before. Suck it, STFU, GTFO, and then eat shit and die. Have a nice day...bye bye.


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THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


SINGLE LIFE -


TAGS: single life calendar fake friend
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - May 4, 2012, 10:18 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:13 pm
Nice.
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 9:24 am
thanks gas
gas - May 2, 2012, 6:00 am
wow dy, those are beautiful posters


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THE HEART ATTACK ON A BUN - brought to you by Mac Donald's


TAGS: motifake com
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Axis

maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am
One For The Road Please.
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 10:53 pm

The 'Whole Hawg' burger, with cole slaw and waffle fries on the side (and EMS in the parking lot).
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 10:38 pm

i actually salivated
TheSanityInspector - April 19, 2012, 9:45 pm
If this is the same bacon burger I saw in the news today, it's Burger King. Looks filling, at any rate...
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:10 pm
it's MC Donald's but I'll just assume it's a pun so 4L


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Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 4:59 am
He also died drunk and penniless. Hmm....
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:20 pm
I know this will sound rather stupid, but is that a real quote from him or no? Because I'd love to adopt that. : )
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Nothing says "sanity" like the inability to even-out a moustache.


OOMPA-LOOMPAS... - They're what's for dinner. -Vermicious Knid-




PHOTOSHOP - When you see it, you'll shit bricks.


TAGS: scary old funny odd photoshop fake
Rating: 2.6/5

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mamothdon - September 10, 2009, 4:06 am
captain howdy, hes everywhere
Dess - August 4, 2009, 3:27 pm
wow guys.....
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 7:36 pm
You've achieved the Elysian dream of mankind.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I gave up mowing the grass two years ago when we moved into a townhouse. No more grass mowing, snow shoveling, gutter cleaning, or outside painting. I have cast off the shackles of outside chores and I'm now a slave of the golf course.
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 4:40 pm
Typing here at times does cause mysterious and confundere of errors. Personally I semi dread the summer as it shackles my freedom of not mowing grass.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 4:36 pm
Thank you sir! You're much to kind. I find that I'm making more simple mistakes lately. I think I've been inside too much this winter and I'm anxious for spring.
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 4:32 pm
Mark, you're excused from all typos as everyone knows your intellectual power.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 3:00 pm
I'm losing it....please change that "if" to a *he*. It might make sense then.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 2:58 pm
But who is that looking out of the window? If it's Mrs. Burns, I think I know why if joined the fight at Gettysburg.
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 1:30 pm
This is a photo of John L. Burns who at 70, joined the fight at Gettysburg on the side of the Union.


Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am

Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


EMPTINESS -


TAGS: lonely life bravado fake
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:08 pm
Well Done.


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake it s like that wytch
Rating: 4.48/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:26 am
Yeah, until what your doing attracts the attention of everyone you work with, while they watch you surfing Motifake and then become registered members... Making Motifake the stuff needing done! True story


HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




EMPLOYEE PRICING -


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would fucking freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm
This is really just me bitching aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.


COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?


TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.


CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?




SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!


TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

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Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


IDIOT - Now thats an idiot


TAGS: idiot gansta wigger now thats an a random motifake fail
Rating: 1.5/5

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LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 9:47 am
TUNNEL. Now that's a tunnel.


IDEOLOGY -


TAGS: motifake ideology nonsense life reality
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:32 pm
I agree with a lot with what Seuss says, but nonsense doesn't wake up my brain cells. It sets off a "must kill" sensor. . . . hmmm, massive it does wake up brain cells, haha.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:33 pm
no
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:45 am
Is that a tunnel?


THE MEANING OF LIFE -


TAGS: meaning of life calendar motifake
Rating: 4.61/5

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Jalozyin - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm
I thought that was 42. Oh, wait..


TWEETS -


TAGS: tweets motifake posters funny cubby
Rating: 4.59/5

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Cloudchaser - June 30, 2010, 6:59 am
That and David Bowie is the only man permitted to sparkle


GOOD GIRLS - they're just bad girls that never get caught


TAGS: chickfake
Rating: 4.53/5

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EXCUSE ME -




WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh damn... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


APPROVAL QUEUE - If only our admins were real. They could have prevented this.


TAGS: grammar is important outside motifake too
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm
?


COWBOY MEDICINE -


TAGS: joke fake challenge 4 days late cowboy wisdom iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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RSJake02 - February 24, 2012, 12:14 pm
Living in Montana, I approve thi5 joke! :)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:33 pm

you missed jokefake day but meh...i love a good joke.
Airman - February 23, 2012, 11:32 am
works every time


SILICON VALLEY - There's more than one in California




MR. MOTIFAKE -




MODERATORS - Their job is tougher than you think. Show some respect.


TAGS: moderator food laziness motifake epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

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EpicScribbles - June 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
And cookie jar hat
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm
for formal occasions comes with Black-tie-napkin


HYENA -


TAGS: laughter motifake poster rejection
Rating: 3.86/5

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pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:44 pm
Was not offended at all Valkor.all part of the party!!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:27 pm

....yet again i am too late for the gang rape....sigh.
valkor - January 7, 2011, 9:04 pm
wow. guys. I'm a noob to. was not an insult at the poster at all. I liked it thats why I gave it 4L. I meant that I will be adding this to my wall of noob lessons. like a few of the ones about getting rejected. keep trying etc. sorry if offended.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:30 am
Agreed!! This one isn't so great...But at least you're trying.
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 10:28 am
Pointer, don't listen to the douche who can only make comments. You're doing just fine.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:28 am
being a noob i'm not sure if thats an insult or compliment ?...it's tough at the bottom!
valkor - January 7, 2011, 6:18 am
will be adding this to my wall of NOOB


YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it


TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

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Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway


PHOTOSHOP - I bet he was looking forward to making a motifake.




UNEXPLAINABLE - this picture will never be explained


TAGS: unexplainable monkey dog house motifake
Rating: 2.45/5

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Galazbru - September 6, 2010, 10:36 am
Monkey dressed up like the Easter bunny, ready to deliver his eggs! Dog in window


WHAT A GREAT DAY -


TAGS: great day motifake report queue
Rating: 4.88/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 9:02 pm
ah.... another day in the queue..
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:51 am
Now that's a motifaker concept.
tellitlikeitis - July 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
Funny and nicely put.
bitch - July 9, 2011, 2:17 pm
Ain't that the truth, brother...!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:15 pm
Too true. Now get a life.


CHICK-FAKES -


TAGS: who wants a breast chick fakes
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:07 am
Niiiiice
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:02 am
Yes Aggy, it's true. Chickens have tits.
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Are those real?
ICEMAN - August 10, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mmmmmmm, beer can chicken with lemon. Omm, nommmm nommmm.


IN DAYS OF YORE -


TAGS: ode to motifake part one
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 1, 2010, 10:24 pm
Thanks Aggy that should have read.
spacedog - November 1, 2010, 7:29 pm
Thanks guys.
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
can't say it enough, space... amazing!
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 8:11 am
Incredible series, space! 5L x 6!


100TH MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: 100th motifake grey hair beard
Rating: 4.56/5

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forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:18 pm
Congrats!
Sho - April 8, 2013, 12:17 pm
Lol keep up the good work :D
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:34 am
Congrats Ism. Well don't just sit there...get working on the next 100...teehee.
motinet - April 8, 2013, 9:51 am

LOL! amsome!


YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS - begin now


TAGS: motifake trivia time
Rating: 4.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:39 pm
Brilliant example of 'KISS' 5L
mariand - December 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
hahaha... I guess I'm right...ditto


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